Ok, so you know the legend of John Henry? How about the Ledgend of Yon Yonson? I can do better. Dats Right! Gimmee some wood and I’ll build you a cabinet, gimmee a forest and I’ll chop it down. Chopping wood is great, it gives us heat for the fire, paper for the pen, and it is good for the soul. There is nothing quite like taking an axe to the Christmas tree is there? i know you know it.

So, I bet I could take on all those lumberjack guys. Ok, not all at once, but one by one, I could best ‘em and chop down wood faster with my northwoods brawn then those sawboys can with all that automated horsepower… that reminds me, I gotta feed the horse!

Ax TV Show Link

Yon Yonson’s TV Show

Yon’s You Tube Videos

IF I wasn’t so busy grilling, you know that I know that we ALL know that I’d be chopping wood on that TV show too, you see. 

People ask me my name, and i say…

Oh you know what I say, so it’s funny that people keep asking me, better still is that all these peepes ask me over and over sometimes, i think the world world has gone belly up stupid once you leave the woods. In the woods you have solace, trees, creek, snow, tracks, shade, light, a place where nature takes its course and trees grow big and strong so i can cut ‘em down only after I plant some new ones. That’s a good feeling, isn’t it? Now come springtime I aim to find Mary Contrary and see how her garden grows… maybe she got squash this year. I like my squash with a high nitrate level, y’know?

Sun is shining, leaves crackling, God’s country my friends… like clean teeth sharpened on cheddar, i’m going to hike 30 miles and back today, if my name isn’t Yon Yonson.