People ask me my name, and i say…

Oh you know what I say, so it’s funny that people keep asking me, better still is that all these peepes ask me over and over sometimes, i think the world world has gone belly up stupid once you leave the woods. In the woods you have solace, trees, creek, snow, tracks, shade, light, a place where nature takes its course and trees grow big and strong so i can cut ‘em down only after I plant some new ones. That’s a good feeling, isn’t it? Now come springtime I aim to find Mary Contrary and see how her garden grows… maybe she got squash this year. I like my squash with a high nitrate level, y’know?

Hi,

This is Yon Yonson. If you live in Wisconisn and need me to come over and chop some wood. I’ll do it until I get tired.

That’s right. Just email me man.

thewurstshow [at] gmail.com